Thursday, January 20, 2011

SIKIT SIKIT REHAT.



Soalan: kerja apakah yang paling banyak berehat ?

Jawapan: pengacara atau pembaca berita di tv dsb.

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pasti anda pernah dengar mereka cakap macam ni setiap 15 minit ..

" kita berehat seketika, jumpa lagi selepas ini .."

yang paling sakit hati, mereka boleh cakap kat kita ..

" jangan ke mana-mana ! "

habis .. kita nak pergi bilik air macam mana ?



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44 comments:

  1. monaleaJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    hehehe.yelah hj.nak bagi iklan keudara.

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  2. abu muazJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    ha,ha,haaaa....
    kita minum dulu.

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  3. sharamliJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    a'a kan.
    baru perasan :)

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  4. aidahJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    betul tu. Berita tak banyak mana iklan je yang lebih, kadang-kadang lebih iklan dari berita

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  5. NzAJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    tahan jelh jgn pergi...hi...

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  6. Alimaz-Kembara TerasingJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    ya tu sokong... ada ka boleh kata jangan kemana-mana...

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  7. Acik ErnaJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    AL..yang tak best tu.baca berita pun nak iklan jugak..

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  8. eeloborJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    selain informasi yang dapat kat sini, ada gak terselit untuk terapi minda. hehehhe.....

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  9. ikan emasJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    jangan ke mana-mana
    duk diam-diam kat situ
    sebab sy nak rehat..
    nanti tb kena curi...

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  10. hentianJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    iyalah... time depa bercakap, kita pulak berehat.

    tapi ada juga time depa bercakap, kita pun bercakap.

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  11. AujinzJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    diorang rehat, saya pon rehat gak.. koh koh koh

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  12. Dr KJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Sangat betullah uncle..Hahaha..
    Bersiaran 1 jam, tapi rehat dekat 8 kali...best kan...:)

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  13. mak encik | SZJanuary 20, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    ihiksss...
    betul gak tu...

    tengat teka teki masa kecik2 dulu,

    kat dunia mana ada 2 orang je penghuninya?
    jawapan: Dunia Jam 10 (dulu kan glemer berita kat tv1 ni)

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  14. nadzJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Kena buat satu slot..berita tanpa iklan.. biar penat pembaca berita membaca...dan kita ..jgn ke mana-mana

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  15. azieazahJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Hikhikhik Bang HAMZAH niii...
    Kalu nak ikutkan pengertian yang lurus tu, memang la tak leh ke mana-mana...

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  16. Hairun AzmiJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Kelakar entri nie..Hehehehehe

    Ibu di penjara kerana main Facebook

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  17. ejaescobartJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    entri yang buatkan sy tersenyum.. (nak gelak tak boleh.. org lain dah lena..)


    "jalan kemana-mana" sesuai bagi penonton yang lena depan tv je..

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  18. Abi Al-Baihaqi (RKA)January 21, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Salam THJ, semoga sihat sentiasa...

    Betul tu THJ, diorang bukan buat kerja tu, asyik membaca je...

    rumah kita sukati kita la nak pegi mana kan... heheee

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  19. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    MONALEA

    KAT ASTRO PUN SAMA !

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  20. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    ABU MUAZ

    SAYA NAK KE SUNGAI DULU !

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  21. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    SHARAMLI

    A'A LAH !

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  22. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    AIDAH

    KADANG2 IKLAN PUN KITA INGATKAN BERITA .. MACAM IKLAN PETRONAS TU !

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  23. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    NZA

    NANTI TERKUCIL SIAPA YANG SUSAH ?

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  24. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    ALIMAZ

    KALAU KITA BELAH PUN, DIA BUKAN TAHU.

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  25. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    EELOBOR

    SUDAH RAPI KAH MINDA ANDA SEKARANG INI ?

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  26. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    IKAN EMAS

    ADA KE ORANG CURI TV SEKARANG NI ?

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  27. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    IM

    SAYA CUKUP GERAM KALAU TIME BERITA, ANAK2 NAK TANYA ITU INI.

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  28. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    AUJINZ

    TAK BAIK2 LAGI BATUK AWAK YA ?

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  29. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    DADDY ZIYYAD

    AKHIRNYA DIA ORANG KELETIHAN SEBAB BANYAK SANGAT BEREHAT.

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  30. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    SZ|MSS

    BAGUS TEKATEKI TU .. SAYA PERTAMA KALI DENGAR. BOLEHLAH BUAT MODAL.

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  31. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    AZIEAZAH

    YE LAH KAN ABANG NI LURUS ORANGNYA !

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  32. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    MIECYBER

    DAH HABIS GELAK ?

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  33. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    EJAESCOBART

    JALAN KE MANA PULAK NI ?

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  34. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    RKA

    ITU LAH YANG TAK PUAS HATI TU !

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  35. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    KAK ERNA

    TU LAH PASAL .. LAINLAH KALU CERITA HINDUSTAN KAN !

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  36. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    NADZ

    BIAR DIA ORANG JER BACA .. KITA PERGI GIANT NAK ?

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  37. ejaescobartJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    ya ALLAH, baru perasan silap taip.. bukan "jalan kemana-mana" tapi nak taip "jangan kemana-mana"

    hahaha.. silau mata laa ni...



    maafkan saya Tn Hj.. :)

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  38. ILA HonEyBuNNyJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    he2...betul juga kan....;-)

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  39. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    EJAESCOBART

    TAK APA .. SAYA PUN BIASA TERSILAP TAIP. LAGI PUN SAYA BOLEH AGAK APA AWAK NAK TULIS SEBENARNYA.

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  40. al-lavendariJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    HONEYBUNNY

    AWAK TAK TERINGIN KE KERJA MACAM TU ?

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  41. KTSJanuary 23, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    masa mereka mengacara, mereka tak bagi arahan "jangan ke-mana2 kaaan?"

    haa.. masa tu lah awak pergi bilik air.

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  42. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    tapi best! berapa juta org tengok muka dia..sume kenal..

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  43. al-lavendariJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    KTS

    NANTI SAYA AMALKAN PETUA AWAK TU ! AWAK SELALU BUAT CENGGITU KE ?

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  44. al-lavendariJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    MAKDARA

    SAYA TAK SUKA KALAU SEMUA ORANG KENAL .. SUSAH ! KENA BERSOPAN SANTUN SETIAP MASA.

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